Tuesday, September 1, 2009

an average day


this one is for the whiny bi*ch's like Norton who want to know every detail about my life out here and wont stop pestering me about it. An average day looks a little something like this;


(Note, day reflects working a 2-9 pm shift)


7 - wake up but feel absolutely no drive to get out of bed... after all what would i do anyway everyone else is either working or sleeping and its to hot to go outside.


10-11 - actually decide to get out of bed and shower... at which point i will either burn myself with the water because it is WAY to hot or take a cold shower because i cant seem to find a happy medium.


11:30 - Have a bowl of cereal, most likely be depressed as i eat it because it's not the same as American cereal.


12 - either watch TV, watch a movie on my computer or stalk people on facebook (don't act like you don't do it too)


1:45 - a driver for the family will pick me up and bring me to the Palace. its not as glamorous as you might think. though the palace is amazing and worth more money than i will ever make in my life, i only get to see his bedroom, and work area. I also get to eat in his dining room. He basically has his own suite. the rest of the Palace is off limits and i might lose an arm if i ventured out to look at it. at the very least i would lose my job...


During my shift with him, we might go to a golf, tennis, basketball or piano lesson. only one will be scheduled per day but i have had the pleasure of going to all of them. He is really good at piano, he doesn't need sheet music either, he can listen to a song and figure it out on his own. really impressive, especially to someone like me who couldn't play 2 bars of happy birthday after a semester of piano class.


Otherwise while working we will do academic work for his school (9th grade) he has a physics book and i feel like i am getting smarter just by working with him in all of his classes. I bet it would have been a good idea to pay attention in High School.


Dinner is between 7:30 and 8 and once we are finished he gets ready for bed and i go home.


9:30 - depending on the day of the week i might have the driver drop me off at a different location. for example the Royal Meridian Hotel where they have a place called PJ's generally Tim will text me and say "you are going to meet us at____. and i am pretty much suckered into spending the night consuming adult beverages and watching either soccer, tennis or cricket. its a dreadful time...


God knows when i will be home, but if i am not working the next day it will most likely be fairly late. also since i am about 8 hours ahead of you all, when i get home i like to make contact with Rachel since i don't get to see her... i will also very shortly be calling and/or email dad, because i have not talked to him in a while.
That's all for now
There can be only one
RedGuy