Today's Blog post is about things that piss me off, Some of them have happened recently, some are just things that constantly piss me off. If you make the list, be warned; one day I might snap.
People who say:
"Turkey bacon is just as good as regular bacon" - Really? are you kidding me? Turkey bacon is like the Mets in New York, they will never be as good as the Yankee's and if you say they are better you are kidding yourself and you are stupid.
Also not as good as regular bacon
"Everything happens for a reason" - I hate this saying, this is some generic "sorry something shitty happened to you" attempt at comforting another person. Does it ever help? No. Do I feel better when you say it to me? No. Do I want to punch you in the mouth when you say it to me? Yes.
I guess some things DO happen for a reason
People who:
Use the fast lane to drive the speed limit- I have less than ZERO tolerance for you people, and If I could run you off the road without ramifications I wouldn't hesitate.
Jump in front of a line of people at (insert anywhere) because they are in a rush/late - Not only do I not care that you are late for your meeting, but I also do not care that your fly is down and you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe. I hate you for everything you do. *Side note - I LOVE the guy who openly calls her a "dumb bitch" and points to the end of the line. Also, out of the 7 people she jumped in front of to get a coffee not one of us mentioned her open fly or the tp on her shoe. sometimes everyone is on the same page and it is awesome.
Get offended by use of religious terms - This one is specific to this time of year because every single year people get progressively worse, and it affects more and more people. For example Rhode Island has a "Holiday Tree" instead of a Christmas Tree. This enrages me, It's not a Holiday Tree because Jewish people don't use decorated tree's to symbolize their Holiday, they use a Menorah. Are we calling those "Holiday Candles" now? It's a God Damn Christmas Tree and EVERYONE knows it. So why call it something else? Either you are of another religion and this upsets you (not the case). Or you are Christian, and doing this out of guilt/fear and you suck as a human being.
"Menorah"
"Kwanzaa Set"
"Festivus Pole"
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"Holiday Tree"
For now this is the end of my rant, please share with me what upsets you!
People who say:
"Turkey bacon is just as good as regular bacon" - Really? are you kidding me? Turkey bacon is like the Mets in New York, they will never be as good as the Yankee's and if you say they are better you are kidding yourself and you are stupid.
Also not as good as regular bacon
"Everything happens for a reason" - I hate this saying, this is some generic "sorry something shitty happened to you" attempt at comforting another person. Does it ever help? No. Do I feel better when you say it to me? No. Do I want to punch you in the mouth when you say it to me? Yes.
People who:
Use the fast lane to drive the speed limit- I have less than ZERO tolerance for you people, and If I could run you off the road without ramifications I wouldn't hesitate.
Jump in front of a line of people at (insert anywhere) because they are in a rush/late - Not only do I not care that you are late for your meeting, but I also do not care that your fly is down and you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe. I hate you for everything you do. *Side note - I LOVE the guy who openly calls her a "dumb bitch" and points to the end of the line. Also, out of the 7 people she jumped in front of to get a coffee not one of us mentioned her open fly or the tp on her shoe. sometimes everyone is on the same page and it is awesome.
Get offended by use of religious terms - This one is specific to this time of year because every single year people get progressively worse, and it affects more and more people. For example Rhode Island has a "Holiday Tree" instead of a Christmas Tree. This enrages me, It's not a Holiday Tree because Jewish people don't use decorated tree's to symbolize their Holiday, they use a Menorah. Are we calling those "Holiday Candles" now? It's a God Damn Christmas Tree and EVERYONE knows it. So why call it something else? Either you are of another religion and this upsets you (not the case). Or you are Christian, and doing this out of guilt/fear and you suck as a human being.
"Menorah"
"Kwanzaa Set"
"Festivus Pole"
"Holiday Tree"
For now this is the end of my rant, please share with me what upsets you!
